tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53281376813428570252024-02-18T17:41:59.465-08:00judithshakestownjust another hate blogAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-13931335302232122142014-08-14T16:10:00.001-07:002014-08-14T17:37:22.933-07:00this is happening[CN: violence, racism, kind of dark even for me sorry in advance]<br />
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I've been up for the past thirty minutes chronicling, analyzing, and commentating upon everything that is going on in Ferguson right now. For more info on what's happening there and to read my detailed pundit log go <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown">here</a>. I've posted the highlights below as well.<br />
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this is happening right now. <a href="https://t.co/UW168UJf64">https://t.co/UW168UJf64</a><br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500048717026951169">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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just spilled a bunch of grapes on the floor. JFC<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500049074934910976">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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FUCK RACISM AND VIOLENCE.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500049550938488833">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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I SERIOUSLY JUST THREW MY SHOE AT THE TV. FUCK VIOLENCE AND RACISM.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500049638758834176">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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THERE IS A FUCKING RACIST POLICE STATE HAPPENING IN FERGUSON.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500049721210052608">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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RIGHT ON. WTF. <a href="https://twitter.com/cheapsuits">@cheapsuits</a><br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500049916916695040">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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THEY ARE SERIOUSLY TOTALLY DERIDING BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500050503808450560">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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LOL. My cat just sharted on the couch.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500050836886532097">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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Basic human rights are being derided. Not okay.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500050980545634304">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.<br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500051031879733248">August 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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See my formal comments on Ferguson here: <a href="http://t.co/tfkxUuHvc8">http://t.co/tfkxUuHvc8</a><br />
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) <a href="https://twitter.com/JudyShakestown/statuses/500078284604833794">August 15, 2014</a></blockquote>
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<script async="" charset="utf-8" src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js"></script>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-72391630539870484652014-08-12T14:18:00.001-07:002014-08-12T14:18:21.489-07:00serious interludeI am not feeling very humorous right now.<br />
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I just want to make sure that you all know that I do not have the authority to speak to other people's experiences of mental illness, including your own. I do not have the authority to say "we" when I talk about how I experience my own illnesses. You may identify with what I have to say or you may not, but here is what is key:<br />
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It is not hopeless. No one is a lost cause. Things can and will and do get better.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-35216979654700846462014-08-11T12:38:00.000-07:002014-08-11T13:51:52.715-07:00selfie for the feminist cause (and yahoo_yak)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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ETA: tip of the hat to <a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/2014/01/a-cult-of-ones-own.html" target="_blank">Virginia Bitchwoolf</a> for inspiring today's outfit of the day.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-47173794875399735082014-08-07T17:04:00.000-07:002014-08-07T17:04:36.543-07:00job descriptionAs a reminder, here is a list of the many jobs I perform here.<br />
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<li>Empathic listener</li>
<li>Unlicensed clinical therapist</li>
<li>Metaphorical sledgehammer</li>
<li>Inventor of important and necessary concepts (such as <a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/2014/07/fyi.html" target="_blank">metaphysical blackmail</a> and <a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/2014/03/quartz-palace-reflector-syndrome.html" target="_blank">quartz palace reflector syndrome</a> and ockham's plaid underpants)</li>
<li>Jew</li>
<li>President</li>
<li>Frontline solidier</li>
<li>Acupuncturist</li>
<li>Feminist gangster</li>
<li>Making fetch happen</li>
<li>Reader of anonymous screen caps</li>
<li>Self-published author</li>
<li>Personal assistant to Judy Shakestown</li>
<li>For several years, I've been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life. There's certain things that you just can't have control of, sir.</li>
<li>Professional lister</li>
<li>Garbageperson</li>
<li>Meteorologist</li>
<li>Cunstronaut</li>
<li>Robomod</li>
<li>Blogger</li>
<li>Informal correspondent to the white house</li>
<li>Zookeeper</li>
<li>Meta-content generator</li>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-39904984462036401362014-08-05T08:12:00.000-07:002014-08-05T08:12:24.353-07:00Quote of the Fuckllennium[CN: Apparently non-ironic verbal abuse]<br />
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Here is a brilliant quote from KittieKit defending Shakestown in the comment section of another blog. Go read this now. I couldn't have said it better myself.<br />
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GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A COCKTAIL FORK, YOU SUPERBOLIC FUCKWIT.</blockquote>
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I'm serious. Are you a fucking STUPID SHIT FOR MIND piece of REFUSE who can't grasp the fact that our community is constructed around creating a PROTECTED SAFE SPACE, you FUCKING ASSHOLE?</blockquote>
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FUCKING NO ONE has responded to my fucking reasoned requests for NUANCED DISCUSSION. I'm trying to have an intelligent conversation with you, you FUCKSHITHEAD. Take your asinine, immature comments and FUCK OFF.</blockquote>
Love you, KittieKit. Thanks for representing!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-21080878790403550882014-07-30T17:39:00.001-07:002014-07-30T17:40:01.199-07:00HARASSMENT ABUSE THREATSSMASH DEFINITIONS<br />
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JUDIE SMASH WORDS MEANINGAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-51990086590884812202014-07-30T17:30:00.000-07:002014-07-30T17:35:00.707-07:00BLAAAAAARGGHHH FART SMASHHHHHHH JUDIE SMASH STRAW MAN.<br />
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INCITE BLOG RIOT TO SMASH HARASSMENT THREATS TROLLING.<br />
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SMASH CREDIBILITY BY SMASHING NON-INFLAMMATORY TWEETS FROM MONOLITHIC ENEMY.<br />
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SMASH SMASH SMASH.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-9105180921394494192014-07-29T15:03:00.000-07:002014-07-29T15:04:03.028-07:00FYI<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
I just received the following screenshot, which I have been assured was posted without context or comment on the previously discussed hate site, wikipedia. <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Iprngwl_glL6HpKAPG_Aq-4Ydikvymb8d9-0tdhh0JfUzXn7dhhtZKD8P8jntsctsMcMQT8e3kpa2aeOBpClE-AXQn489KZj5kZU_cdyD0kpRsVvwJpD8JiuDsM8fyl6fGL0yiYJUxo/s1600/metaphysical+blackmail.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Iprngwl_glL6HpKAPG_Aq-4Ydikvymb8d9-0tdhh0JfUzXn7dhhtZKD8P8jntsctsMcMQT8e3kpa2aeOBpClE-AXQn489KZj5kZU_cdyD0kpRsVvwJpD8JiuDsM8fyl6fGL0yiYJUxo/s1600/metaphysical+blackmail.JPG" height="228" width="640" /></a></div>
Telling me here or on any other site that your mission is for me to quit it out is metaphysical blackmail, which will not be tolerated here or anywhere else. There is no difference between saying that I should no longer be regarded as an authoritative voice for online feminism and saying that I should metaphysically cease to existence. Members of wikipedia, by advocating the use of metaphysical blackmail to harass and intimidate, you are essentially setting out fly paper for abusive trolls who harass and stalk people both on and offline. This is why I never post about or dehumanize people whom I view as enemies of the things I believe in.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-79786965571918290742014-07-28T19:51:00.002-07:002014-07-28T19:51:25.039-07:00wikipedia is at it againI am writing to alert you to the existence of an <i>abusive </i>site with which you may not be familiar: <a href="http://www.donotlink.com/-F">wikipedia.org</a> [the provided link is safe to click on as you'll note I've passed it through Do Not Link]<br />
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While I've never visited the site myself, I've received multitudes of screenshots of the site from friends of shakestown and from abusive members of wikipedia who have nothing better to do than to stalk and harass me.<br />
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Based on the screenshots I have seen, members of wikipedia are obsessed with harassment and cults. Entire pages of the site are devoted to these topics.<br />
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As many of you know, I and my loved ones have been subject to harassment and abuse from the time I began composing blog essays. Suddenly, I am convinced that the majority of this harassment is not being perpetrated by misogynist trolls but by members of wikipedia who repeatedly define harassment and abuse on their hate site. You cannot define and discourage abuse and then be <i>surprised </i>when a <i>select few assholes</i> decide to in turn abuse and harass me. <br />
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Further, Wikipedia members are <i>incongruous </i>in their complaints. I have seen (in screenshots) that the site is full of incoherencies. For instance, in a single post (<a href="http://www.donotlink.com/aqe6">en.wikipedia.org</a>), they assert the following about digital harassment: <br />
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First, harassment requires the use of science fictional magic, and then when that doesn't get them anywhere they decide that harassment can take place in typed words as well.<br />
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Also, the site includes some petty refuse that belongs in a bin to be taken on a lift and then discarded outdours and therefore all members of wikipedia endorse said refuse and have no moral boundaries and therefore are all guilty of harassment, bullying, and abuse, and they are all probable criminal stalkers who do not understand the difference between posting something on their own blog and stalking phone numbers to leave vile messages.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-63663866243495715592014-06-13T10:54:00.000-07:002014-06-13T11:03:55.500-07:00blah blah abuse fart<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<i>If you're not for me, you're a misogynist troll.</i><br />
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Hi, Shakestownies. It's been awhile. Not that it's anyone's business but it was time for me to take a rare and much needed break from the treacherous demands of writing full-time for a thankless community that continues to disunderstand that I cannot write full-time for free and that full-time writing is clearly my fucking calling.<br />
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But an important concern has arisen which I am compelled to discuss, regardless of whether or not you have earned the privilege of consuming my discourse: ABUSE.<br />
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<i>If you're not for me, you're an abusive troll.</i><br />
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Everywhere else on the planetverse you may have found yourself subject to abuse. This is why I have done my best to make this space as safe as possible. Yet, I suffer constant abuse from misogynist dickholes who send me rape threats on a daily basis and feminist skeptics who start their own blogs in order to accuse me of emotionally abusing and manipulating my readership and doing feminism and journalism multiple disservices.<br />
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Readers, you should know that while these skeptics may purport to be feminists with legitimate concerns, you can assume
based on my own judgment that they are simply abusive rape apologists armed with empty rhetoric in different clothing. The majority of them are in fact disgruntled former commenters who are just bitter because I would not allow them to flout the clearly articulated rules that have been set out to make this a safe space or because I would not bend my values to acknowledge the ways in which I was emotionally/verbally abusing and manipulating them or other commenters or blah blah something or other gargbage wevs.<br />
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<i>If you're not for me, you're a disgruntled troll.</i><br />
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You should also know that these poorly-tempered feminists have a penchant not just for re-posting and analyzing my carefully written, thoughtful articles, but they may also read and re-post your publicly available comments as well, as they analyze our comment threads for abusive patterns. So please be advised that I cannot control what happens to your words after you post them publicly on a highly trafficked website. So, that is something to think about in addition to determining whether your comment on the topic of a given post is relevant to that post or whether it will reveal you to be a thoughtless, derailer of the feminist cause.<br />
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So, be careful out there, Shakestownies. I am one of the only people you can trust.<br />
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<i>And if you're not for me, you're an untrustworthy troll. </i><br />
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ETA:<i> </i>Anyone who wishes to HARASS me by re-posting or commenting on this post elsewhere on sites that I claim to not even read, is a harassing troll.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-72480824189713961022014-04-16T09:27:00.000-07:002014-04-16T09:27:43.972-07:00ableist slur pixie dream weather[CN: slurs of which I approve]<br />
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Interrupting my racism education tour to comment on this <strike>manic pixie dream weather</strike> bipolar schizo fairy night terror weather. I have said it once and I will say it a maudmillion times more if I have to, WTF CUNTWEATHER.<br />
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ALSO, I have discovered on my trek that for mesus fucking knows what reason, people everywhere still think it is acceptable to use the words "stupid," "moron," and "crazy." What a bunch of manic twatcanoes.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-21246360997822388242014-04-14T15:12:00.002-07:002014-04-14T15:12:42.240-07:00otherkin companion open threadHi, all, I will likely be absent for the following fortnight, for I have just received a singing telegram from the president of the united states of america asking for donations. It is veracious to say that I am appalled beyond any appreciable amount of multi-lettered words which could be expressed on a scale discernible sans telescope that a human person who merely runs the country would request money from someone who struggles daily on behalf of the most important blog and twitter feed on the interverse. Nonetheless, it is unambiguously clear that the president of our nation requires my assistance, and I will be alighting the next aeroplane departing unto the white house so that I can explain oppression, discrimination, and racism to president barack obama. I will be submitting receipts for my airefare and any tattoos that I receive while on my trip with the great expectation that the government will reimburse me for my expenses, as one of my most important feminist acts.<br />
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In the meantime, I am opening a thread in which you may feel invited to share photographs of the non-human fur/scale/feather/exoskeleton-covered or shelled otherkin in your life. You are not obligated to post any photographs in this thread. Please do make sure that you have permission from each animal before posting. Also, when posting photos keep in mind that you may be disappearing, nonexistencing, or caching the experiences of non-animal-companioned persons, thus, your photo should not contain any images of your animal companions.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-42624708308572712812014-04-02T12:18:00.000-07:002014-04-02T12:18:50.724-07:00you are either nuanced or you aren'tPeople have complicated relationships to television shows. That is why I always tell people not to judge where others draw the line in terms of what sorts of kyriarchal garbage horseshit they will tolerate in a television show. It is also why I tell them to shut the cunt up when they criticize my choices and why I chastise and excommunicate them if they express any interest in watching the Simpsons.<br />
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All of this is evidence of the deep complexities and nuance for which I openly allow in this space each time I politely remind you to psychically discern my arbitrary whims when it comes to where lines are drawn and where they are not. As an example, jokes about acid facials are progressive, whereas, references to the simpsons are abhorrent and fat-hating, cromulent pro-simpsons persons will not be tolerated in this advanced nuance space.<br />
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You are either nuanced or you aren't.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-72566160479779566932014-03-20T08:01:00.003-07:002014-03-20T08:01:57.173-07:00I don't like you very muchThe other day Mr. Shakestown and I were watching some garbage program on the telly when an advert popped up in which a couple was referred to as being a particularly great couple because their strengths and weaknesses balance each other out such that they make one great person.<br />
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As someone who is in a relationship that is made up of two. distinct. persons. I find this advert insultuous to my very core. The idea that two people must blob together into one in order to be worthy of praise from some random bloke on the telly is a clearly orchestrated attack on my personal agency and consent.<br />
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Yesterday afternoon, as I was putting on my wellies, I caught Mr. Shakestown's glance out of the corner of my eye, and told him plainly, "I don't like you very much, Sir." He replied, because we are so deeply connected that he understands my thoughts and we communicate in our own special (clearly two person-ed) language, "I don't like you very much either, madam."<br />
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And oh my dear, how does there, to my knowledge, as of yet, exist no Shakestown erotic fan fiction. <br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-53426151613113357702014-03-20T07:44:00.002-07:002014-03-20T12:19:57.711-07:00UPDATE: Sisyphus Transcription ProjectGreat news, all. The day is finally here! With your help (and you do it all for free!) I have completed the entire transcription of the audiobook of <strike>John Paul Sartre's</strike> [ETA: whoops that other white existentialist dude's] <i>Myth of Sisyphus</i>.<br />
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I can't tell you how excited I am that this transcript will soon be listed on Amazon in both kindle and print version! I could not have done it without your help.<br />
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And you do it all for free.<br />
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All I need to do now is print and paste all of your transcript blocks onto a piece of cardboard so that I see them clearly when I retype the text into Word 95. After saving the file to floppy disk I will take it to a GENIUS I found on craigslist (who, thankfully, does accept payment in the form of cash donated by Shakestownies) and who said that he is pretty sure he can transfer the file to a hard disk and then have his cousin put it onto a CD and then a flash drive. At that point it will be edited for errors by a carrier pigeon who will then drop it into the middle of the ocean where it will be caught by a team of dolphins that will swim it over to the publisher, who *fingers crossed* does not know how to search for already existing books on Amazon.<br />
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And all of this just in time for the boulder to roll back down the hill.<br />
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Trust me, this is how publishing works. So (this can only be where all of this is headed right?) start saving your cash now so that you can prove you are a social justice warrior by supporting Shakestown by performing the radical act of purchasing already existing books produced by your own labor and the labor of your fellow cult members.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-34497977951306620042014-03-15T21:24:00.000-07:002014-03-15T21:25:40.092-07:00quartz palace reflector syndromeWhat is quartz palace reflector syndrome?<br />
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Quartz palace reflector syndrome (QPRS) is a simplified concept I invented to clearly, succinctly communicate in plain, uncomplicated terms the ubiquitous tendency for close-minded persons to form assumptions about and refuse to respect, hire, tolerate, or bestow equal rights upon a group of homo sapiens on the singular basis of their skin pigmentation and/or ancestry.<br />
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Quartz is a type of mineral that can be found in the continental crust of the planet earth. It is composed of silicon-oxygen tetrahedra with a Strunz classification of 04.DA.05. There are a multitude of varieties of quartz, of which citrine, rose, smoky, milky, and agate are common examples. (Reference: my many years of experience working in the mineral industry)<br />
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When minerals, of which quartz is a type, are reflected within a palace, this creates a syndrome. The syndrome is then functional as a lens through which hatred is applied to individuals (primarily individuals of high pigmentation) without a rational basis. This fallacious lens, when applied at the individual or structural level (whether in the form of overt QPRS or covert QPRS) thus puts people with particular ancestries at a disadvantage and creates disparities among human persons along epidermal lines.<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-68114963265558113012014-03-15T20:40:00.000-07:002014-03-15T20:45:46.578-07:00Intro to Cunstronauts: License to Sisyphus Transcription ProjectsI am SO EMBARRASSED. Abby Cabbagepatch totes just commandeered my twitter account to post an unexpected tweetstorm of praise upon me. I am so utterly HUMBLED that I just had to modestly repost them all here.<br />
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LOLBLUSH. Thank you, Abby, for giving me permission to repost these public tweets and for reminding that I am indeed one of, if not the, most important persons in the entire multigalaxy. UGLYCRYTEARS. Completely, unquestioningly forever in.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-15323214373651100112014-03-15T20:04:00.000-07:002014-03-15T20:07:22.734-07:00winter outside. AGAIN.[CN: Meteorology]<br />
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SCREAM KICK THE WALL NOOOOOOOOOOOO. It. is. fucking. snowing. IN WINTER. Elevenzilliony.<br />
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This is what I have to look at from inside my temperature-controlled HOUSE. Who fucking snows in winter? Like seriously, WTF?!!??!!? Follow your own fucking calendar, Smother Nature.<br />
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I don't know how I can seriously be expected to continue sitting at my desk typing indecipherable screeds and taking pictures of myself when it is FUCKING winter outside. AGAIN. <br />
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All I have been hearing since NOVEMBER is what a long, horrible cuntwinter this has been. Yeah, ok, fuck your unexamined privilege, doucheflakes. It's fine and great to jizz about the weather and make up insensitive nicknames like "cuntwinter," but until you have lived inside my house, you really have no. fucking. clue. We need to keep in mind that there are people for whom the winter is a real actual obstacle to their creative processes. People who work outside the home, live on the streets, shovel their own sidewalks, or actually have to touch and experience the snow do not understand what it is like for those of us who have to stare out the fucking window and look at it. STOP BEING SNOW, tyrannical special snowflakes. BE. WATER.<br />
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OF COURSE, this all happens on the one sacred weekend in which I am to be celebrated as the living reincarnation of Saint Patrick. WTF.<br />
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And as if THAT weren't enough I now have icicle penis daggers hanging down from our porch roof.<br />
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ICICLE. PENIS. DAGGERS.<br />
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Reread that again. Icicle. Penis. Daggers. You might as well just pour acid on my face LOL.<br />
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So anyway, this is where I have been the past few weeks. If you wrote to me and I didn't write back it's because I've been sitting patiently at my window, taking notes, and policing the weather for tyranny and misogyny. I'll let you know if anything changes. It's a tiresome job, but I guess I'll just add fucking meteorologist to my resume now too. Is there anything I CAN'T do??!? LOL.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-18173055918721821222014-02-26T14:05:00.004-08:002014-02-26T14:05:46.913-08:00today's query<b>If you could have one talent that you don't already have, what would it be?</b><br />
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Mine would be blogging.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-48585434046192126522014-02-20T09:05:00.001-08:002014-02-20T09:05:25.584-08:00I get hate mail<br />
This morning I received the following garbagetribe in my email box in response to my brilliant post about <a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/2014/02/bah-your-hate-blogs.html" target="_blank">hate blogs</a>.<br />
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Hi, Judith, I read you're post, "Bah your hate blogs" this morning and really appreciated it. I wish though that I never had to hear the phrase, "Sorry, I'm not fucking perfect." I lost my dad recently, and this is something he used to say all the time. It really made me feel like I couldn't ever raise any complaints or like I was making ridiculous demands on him when I was just asking him to drive me to school or stop creating emotionally abusive cults online. Needless to say, we had a complicated relationship, but it's been rough. I just lost my job, and I keep wanting to ask my roommate to pay her share of the rent but I'm afraid she'll just be like "Sorry, I'm not perfect!" and then get me evicted somehow. I'm not really sure what to do. When someone brings up something that I do that bothers them, I've started trying to just really listen to them and be responsive instead of just screaming "Sorry, I'm not perfect" and punching them in the face. It's been difficult. That phrase just brings up a lot of different feelings. Talking about it helps though. Thanks for listening. </blockquote>
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LOL YOUR TRASH GRAMMAR! It's "your" not "you're," moron. It clearly states on one of the fucktrillion wikipedias--which are required reading before sending words to my publicly posted email address--that you must learn all grammar rules and proofread through your grieftears every word you submit to me.<br />
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I'm a <a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/search/label/i%20am%20a%20fucking%20human%20being" target="_blank">human person</a>, douchetroll. You are welcome to your opinions, but you are not welcome to climb into my inbox and tell me what phrases I should or should not use. Neither are you welcome to accuse me of holding various positions for which I have expressed no explicit support, such as that I advocate use of the phrase "Sorry, I'm not fucking perfect" simply because I used it. As you can readily see, I did not use the phrase "Sorry, I'm not cocktailforking perfect," which would have indicated clear endorsement of the phrase. All my sentences should be taken as both clearly, concretely set in stone and as noncommittal, depending on any new facts that come to light.<br />
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LOLSHART!<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-46319256462161861792014-02-20T08:18:00.000-08:002014-02-20T08:18:06.211-08:00today's query<b>If you could be any (earth-dwelling, non-fiction) animal in the megaverse, what animal would you be and why?</b><br />
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This is a theoretical question, so for this post (and this post only) you should assume that humans have the ability to transform into animals.<br />
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Note: As per usual, I am not going to answer this question myself or respond to any of your comments, because this is my ME time, and I'm not campaigning for cash right now. But if you enjoyed this enthralling question please keep it in my mind when you go to donate.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-25030387239617804252014-02-19T09:24:00.000-08:002014-02-19T14:25:05.326-08:00bah your hate blogs[ETA: Content Note]<a href="http://judithshakestown.blogspot.com/2014/02/bah-your-hate-blogs.html#comment-form" target="_blank">*</a> <br />
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I am tired, nay fucking exhausted, to the fuckbillionth degree, of stalkers who read this blog and then have negative things to say about it.<br />
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Hate blogs are monolithic. If I disagree with one thing said by one hater, then this makes all haters misogynist, complainy crymonkeys.<br />
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So, let me just say this once to all of you. Instead of trying to incite a RIOT--on hate blogs that clearly aren't even directed TO me since I have publicly said that I don't read them--why don't you leave your house and DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR TIME FFS!?!?!?!?!?<br />
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If you don't like what I have to say then <i>ignore it</i>. This is what I do Every. Damn. Day. when I DON'T post about and quote all the people with whom I disagree. If you think someone is harming other people, you should just shut up about it. That's what I always say.<br />
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I mean, seriously, this blog <i>harmed </i>you? You must have <i>serious </i>problems then because we all know that words and online relationships can't actually cause you to harm yourself, which is why I always post trigger warnings at the beginning of posts and obsessively delete comments that I deem dangerous to the protected space. <br />
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So yeah, sorry <a href="http://emergingfrombroken.com/saying-sorry-i%E2%80%99m-not-perfect-deflects-from-the-point/" target="_blank">I'm not fucking perfect</a>. But your complaints are all cut from the same anti-woman trashcloth. Since the beginning of mantime, people have accused women of harming others. So you can sit there and say that I'm harming others all you want, but just know that you're a fucking misogynist for saying it. If I was a dude, you would all be like "Manipulating and emotionally abusing commenters? LOLWEVS." Additionally, the widespread stereotype of women as cult leaders is a garbage sexist trope. Just think of all the famous female "cult" leaders you know. Andplusfuckalso, if it's a stereotype, it can never be true.<br />
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Quit it out.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-5963659736641040132014-02-18T14:21:00.000-08:002014-02-18T14:21:12.674-08:00social justice points driveHere's the reminder for those who have requested it.* This blog doesn't run on cocktail forks or your mindless devotion or your being completely, unquestioningly in.<br />
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I don't say this to guilt you or suggest that you should give me your last child support dollars (though to my knowledge neither I nor Saul the Potato have ever denounced his once insinuating that you should). <br />
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In all honesty it goes against my nature to ask for money. However, I made the choice to blog full-time. You have made the choice to consume my full-time work. Therefore, you owe me money. One doesn't have to be a logician or live inside Ockham's plaid underpants to realize that you are indebted to me.<br />
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This blog is basically like a newspaper, for which most people still pay subscriptions, amiright, except that I take all letters to the editor and ceremoniously burn them in effigy to Mesus each night while cackling and plotting how I will next convince myself that I am not emotionally abusing my readership. Thus, my work has value. And, listen, it is unfortunate that this kind of work isn't more highly valued and that most bloggers have to put extra work or creativity into generating income from their blogs. But fuck that. I don't need to take time away from quadruple posting things on twitter and my blog and my trash blog and posting youtube videos that you can find on your own due to the magic of google. Failing to hold the blog hostage to your donations is <i>anti-justice</i>.<br />
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That said, it's your choice to pay your tab or not. I am not asking anyone to struggle on behalf of this blog anymore than my husband (whose salary is more or less searchable) and I should have to make ourselves fucking <i>homeless </i>in order to keep running this blog from a pile of garbage in a landfill where it is always fuckwintercunttornadoshitland.<br />
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So yeah, if you enjoy the content and if you "can," then please be completely unquestioningly in...with your finances.<br />
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This is also the post where I will be super responsive and uncharacteristically kind to all commenters, so enjoy!<br />
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*Although requests for me to do more work (logic dictates that you likely have a calendar where you can set up your own reminders) are normally viewed as unwelcome demands I am going to go ahead and do you this favor on this one out of my own kindness.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691258709198396624noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5328137681342857025.post-39561356008993741762014-02-17T11:57:00.000-08:002014-02-17T13:33:35.053-08:00you are so reading right now the worst thing you are ever going to read ever<div class="bottom_entry">
<b>"A situation in which people admire and care about something or someone very much or too much; a small group of very devoted supporters or fans</b>." --The authors of Merriam-Webster Shitionary on the <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/cult" target="_blank">definition of a cult</a>, written in spite of their not being experts on anything and having never visited my blog</div>
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I take serious issue with this cuntionary's insultuous supposition that this blog is a cult simply because I have the consummate BOLDNESS to assert myself as a fucking human being. I've said it before and I will say it again and again until the world begins to get it: Fuck you, dictionary. Words might have definitions, but you are not the author of them, Merriam-Fuckster.<br />
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