[Content note: arranging letters of the alphabet to make words]. I've just contacted the inventor of the alphabet to notify hir that a hate site is using letters OF THE ALPHABET to conduct a campaign of harassmentabusethreats against you.
Your nervous-but-(quiveringly)-grateful [content note: gendered syllable] cocktail forker,
First: I am so sorry that whatever happened to you, happened to you. Second: I am requesting permission to offer you consentual e-hugs for the sole purpose of consoling you if such e-hugs are enthusiastically consented to and if my requesting such a thing isn't unduly burdensome for you.
Suit up, Shakestownhulk. You're now part of something larger.
ReplyDeleteYou are a precious national treasure.
ReplyDelete[Content note: arranging letters of the alphabet to make words]. I've just contacted the inventor of the alphabet to notify hir that a hate site is using letters OF THE ALPHABET to conduct a campaign of harassmentabusethreats against you.
ReplyDeleteYour nervous-but-(quiveringly)-grateful [content note: gendered syllable] cocktail forker,
anxiousgaybrain
WHAT THE FORK? I can't upvote these comments? My expertise and lived experience of clicking boxes are being elided.
ReplyDeleteSMASH UP/DOWN-VOTING BECAUSE WILL DEMONSTRATE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME, I MEAN HARASSMENT
DeleteDon't like Judith's blog and Judith's rules? Why do you comment here?
ReplyDelete-- BrandySockstinkLady (totally NOT Judith Shakestown)
[CN: salty tears of feminism] I stand with Judith Shakestown! I am laughing so hard that I am crying.
ReplyDeleteOMFG WHY DO YOU WANT TO BITCHSLAP MY HOUSE.
ReplyDeleteTHEY WANT TO FUCKING BITCHSLAP MY HOUSE, THESE PEOPLE RIGHT HERE. NOT OTHER PEOPLE. THESE ONES.
ReplyDeleteFirst: I am so sorry that whatever happened to you, happened to you.
ReplyDeleteSecond: I am requesting permission to offer you consentual e-hugs for the sole purpose of consoling you if such e-hugs are enthusiastically consented to and if my requesting such a thing isn't unduly burdensome for you.