this is happening

[CN: violence, racism, kind of dark even for me sorry in advance]

I've been up for the past thirty minutes chronicling, analyzing, and commentating upon everything that is going on in Ferguson right now. For more info on what's happening there and to read my detailed pundit log go here. I've posted the highlights below as well.

this is happening right now. https://t.co/UW168UJf64
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

just spilled a bunch of grapes on the floor. JFC
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

FUCK RACISM AND VIOLENCE.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

I SERIOUSLY JUST THREW MY SHOE AT THE TV. FUCK VIOLENCE AND RACISM.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

THERE IS A FUCKING RACIST POLICE STATE HAPPENING IN FERGUSON.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

RIGHT ON. WTF. @cheapsuits
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

THEY ARE SERIOUSLY TOTALLY DERIDING BASIC HUMAN RIGHTS.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

LOL. My cat just sharted on the couch.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

Basic human rights are being derided. Not okay.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

THIS IS STILL HAPPENING.
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 14, 2014

See my formal comments on Ferguson here: http://t.co/tfkxUuHvc8
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) August 15, 2014

Intro to Cunstronauts: License to Sisyphus Transcription Projects

I am SO EMBARRASSED. Abby Cabbagepatch totes just commandeered my twitter account to post an unexpected tweetstorm of praise upon me. I am so utterly HUMBLED that I just had to modestly repost them all here.

racism is alive and well in the tweetiverse

Um, no. Fuck you "feminist" hulk and your garbtweets.

@feministhulk there's more than one way to be an ally. Appropriating the color green is not one of them #myhusbandisamartian #onlyigetracism
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) January 23, 2014

Commenting Note

[CN: A.A. Milne's garbage stereotypes; honey bears getting their butts stuck in trees]

Willful ignorance of the habitats of honey bears will not be tolerated in this space. Today I posted the following on twitter, which I am going to reiterate here once more:

WILLFUL IGNORANCE of the habitats of honey bears is evidence of your unwillingness 2 think about how ur words affect others #chooseurbattles
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) January 22, 2014

[Image description: A delicate cocktail fork appears adjacent to some profound insights encapsulated in one hundred and forty characters of nuanced prose.]

As I have previously pointed out here, here, here, here, here, and here, honey bears are MAMMALS.

STOP BEING A SELF-CENTERED NINCOMSHART, AND THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

republicans think everyone should die

Republicans think everyone should die.

Read that sentence again. Republicans. Think. Everyone. Should. Die.

REPUBLICANS THINK EVERYONE SHOULD DIE.

DIE.

As I already pointed out on Twitter:

Republicans are conservative. #breakingnews #originalcontent #youhearditherefirst
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) January 20, 2014

Anger. Screaming. Shit my pants. Rage.

REPUBLICANS. THINK. EVERYONE. SHOULD. DIE.

Although there are some non-strawman-y, well constructed arguments that could be used to avoid polarizing people, that could raise the intellectual level of discourse here, and explain what is actually wrong with Republicans' actual shitty arguments, I'm just going to leave it at that.

Republicans think everyone should die.

Kiss my ass and go eat a douche pie, Republicans. Wanting everyone to die is some kyriarchal, transphobic unicorn shit.

here's some important shit I already said in lieu of new content

[CN: Fat Hatred Apocalypse]

By the way, if you can't find my amazing twitter feed in the tweetfuckiverse it's because my account is currently SUSPENDED. For unknown reasons. Probably because of twitter's hatred of fat people and Republican fuckbias, which are the only reasons anyone would ever have a problem with anything I say or do ever. But here are some posts for now anyway.

blah blah garbage fart #feministwork, #writingforaliving
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) January 19, 2014

typey type the typey fingers #mostimportantfeministwork
— Judith Shakestown (@JudyShakestown) January 19, 2014

NOTE: Yes, my twitter account has finally been restored. I already know this and everything else. Any comments stating facts will be deleted for assuming I don't know something. I have already typed tenfuckinghundred times that manstating is strictly prohibited in this protected space.