And I'm going to email all your co-moderators to ask (in a chronological sequence that will be misremembered later) if I should bake you some Misandry Muffins, thus providing grounds for me to be labeled a lying abuser and harasser six years from now.
You're right; I vow to abase myself before you all until I've learned that "feminist" is a VERB, not a NOUN nor an ADJECTIVE! I am so grateful to you, Judith, for providing this Safe Space for yourself and being constantly on the prowl for ways in which we have offended you. It teaches us all to be better. Better at being good to you, I mean, which I'm sure is for the greater good.
'Dith, you are such a selfless social worker that when you try to take a selfie all that comes out is an empty picture frame. Because selflessness. And because James Franciscus.
I love you for this.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm going to email all your co-moderators to ask (in a chronological sequence that will be misremembered later) if I should bake you some Misandry Muffins, thus providing grounds for me to be labeled a lying abuser and harasser six years from now.
Cheerio!
p.s. You're even prettier than I imagined!
That seems like absolutely flawless logic! Thank mesus we have the portly boob flashing logicians to educate us!
DeleteImagining Judy as "pretty" only puts pressure on her to put in MORE WORK to comply with kyriarchetypical beauty norms. Do you even feminist?
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RIGHT?!?!? I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH CLEARER I CAN MAKE IT THAT LEARNING TO FEMINIST IS A REQUIREMENT PRIOR TO COMMENTING HERE FOR FUCKS CUNT SAKE
DeleteYou're right; I vow to abase myself before you all until I've learned that "feminist" is a VERB, not a NOUN nor an ADJECTIVE! I am so grateful to you, Judith, for providing this Safe Space for yourself and being constantly on the prowl for ways in which we have offended you. It teaches us all to be better. Better at being good to you, I mean, which I'm sure is for the greater good.
Delete'Dith, you are such a selfless social worker that when you try to take a selfie all that comes out is an empty picture frame. Because selflessness. And because James Franciscus.
ReplyDeleteYES. This happened to me this morning, and I SMASHED the mirror for nonexistencing me.
DeleteThank you for provided a safe space Judy. Is it ok if I call you Judy?
ReplyDeleteContent Generating Machine.
That's Princess Slut of Fuck Forest Judy to you, Cuntmachine. LOLBLURP.
DeleteJFC this is the FUNNIEST ... OMG I am laughing so hard I'm choking on my salad ("women eating salad and choking")
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