Why Shakestown? This blog is not just about me, it's about a community of subjects that I have built up around me. Did you get that? It is not about me. I feel like I have told you this a million times. I (ME, MYSELF, I) am saying it is NOT ABOUT ME. Listen to ME. MESUS Christ.
Why cocktail forks? One day I was thinking how much work it is to try to metaphorically stab the entire earth at once. Sometimes, all you can do is take your cocktail fork and stab a tiny piece of it at a time.