[redacted] writes:
Subject: Sorry for expecting you to Do More Work, but
[edited by moderator to add CN: gmail discrimination]
I'm almost as afraid to comment on your blog as I am at TBTSNBN,
;-), but I think this blog--I mean YOU, Judith Shakestown, are really,
really, really funny. Your attention to the detail of the language of
that other place is what gets me most, but also, your absolutely spot-on
take on the mood and attitude of you-know-how. Brav@! p.s. that's my
own gender/nongender-inclusive way of praising you. I hope you
appreciate the tribute.
btw,
I don't have any of the accounts required to comment on the blog, so
pleeeeeease forgive me for taking it to your inbox instead of
commenting. And feel
free to publish this anonymously as a comment on your "About" page, if
you want, which is where I was trying to do it. :D
LOLVOMSMASH. WTF. MESUS CHRIST ON A [CN: white hatred] CRACKER. NO. I will tell all of you exactly what I told Mr/Ms/Dr/Elephant Redacted:
Dear [Redacted],
I think YOU are hilarious!
That
said, if you had been studiously studying my blog as required before
commenting or emailing you would see that I don't have an "About" page
because it is not MY job to tell you what MY blog is about. I'm also not
going to repost your comment for you [I am going to repost your comment for you] because you're too
lazy/fauxgressive to open one of the five fucking accounts required to
post it yourself.
I have decided though, of my own accord, an idea that came
from my very own brainy brain, to open up the comments to anonymous
trolls who don't have googldiedoo accounts, etc. I know, I am full of
brilliant ideas that I come up with completely on my own. You are now
free to commenty comment with your comments to your queer-brained
content. However, you should know that I will hold you in contempt
whether you repost your comment or not because it's MY prerogative to
feel whatever I feel without input from cunt-nosed yahoo-ers who just
want to non-existence me.
Brainstronaut Judy Shakestown
Time spent composing this e-mail: 300 hours
Now you can see the unmoderated fuckfloodtornado of ridiculousness that I have to deal with on any given Monday of the Judeo-Christian anti-atheist calendar.
On an unrelated note, I had the best idea ever, which is to open comments and make it easier for you to share
my your thoughts here since I so clearly LOVE people and all of my shakestownie commenters.