It surprises me / doesn't surprise me that nothing good has ever come from the wretched teleflatulshow The Simpsons. Anyone who has ever watched this rubbish trashstorm or used any words from it is clearly a cromulent, fat-hating nincomfart. Here is an unedited conversation that Cheeky and I had about this fat-hate-com yesterday.
Me: Hey, homo!
Cheeky: Hey, gay soul!
Me: INSIDE JOKE LOLVOM
Cheeky: TEEHEHEHEHEH. The Simsonsfart is on the t-fart.
Me: It's hilarious how they hate fat people.
Cheeky: Yeah, you are right about everything ever.
Me: I KNOW!
Cheeky: Where can we find more near homeless people to give you more money?
Haha, aren't we hilarious?
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