Monday, January 20, 2014

unnecessary community note

[CN: Snail Farts]

I received a fictitious e-mail in which someone used the shorthand "Shakestown" to refer to the HUMAN PEOPLE who write here.

No.

I am a fucking human being.

I am not a fish, or a robot, or an alien, or an embryo, or a fucking town. I am a human person, who writes posts here.

As a reminder, Judithshakestown, the blog run by human people, has a fuckbillion parts that I don't have to tell you all about if I don't want to, but here are a few of them:

1) Content. Generated by ME and my unpaid "co-"contributors. I write about ten billion words a day.

I am a fucking human being.

2) Comments. I spend roughly two thousand to three hundred million hours a week responding to comments and keeping this space protected for everyone who is me. When visiting every other site on the internet, you might have to actually read the title of a post to ascertain whether it will contain any triggering material. Here, I will automatically let you know if this post contains anything about snail farts, etc.

I am a fucking human being.

3) Responding to emails. Given my profound wisdom, lack of training in counseling/psychotherapy, and the fact that I am leading a well put together, model life, people understandably contact me for advice about everything from relationship troubles to how to leave a cult to what kind of tattoo they should purchase with other people's child support money. I do my best to respond to every single one of these emails because it's my self-appointed job.

Now, you may have seen some cuntstronauts posting on HATE blogs that they have contacted me for advice or help finding resources, etc., and claiming that I never responded to them. These people are just anti-feminist, gun-toting douche yachts who are upset because they wanted me to do something that violates my arbitrary, ever-shifting core principles and so I reasonably ignored them for the sake of my own health. Protecting my own health is a feminist act and anyone who wants me to jeopardize my health and die in order to respond to an email is a horrible racist troll member of the RNC.

I am a fucking human being.

4) Behind the scenes. I don't know if you fully understand, but there is a lot of behind the scenes work involved in spending your money.

I am a fucking human being, monkey canoes.

Quit it out.

7 comments:

  1. I think I love you (prepare to be getting *that* one a lot) and I'm intensely jealous I didn't think of this myself.

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  2. Loove you & this!

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  3. Note: Love, jealousy, and god are all off topic for this thread. I just bared my fucking gay brained soul to you all, and this is the response I get? Fucking fantastic. I don't know why I even try.

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    1. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry please don't shut this blog down!

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    2. OMG, I tell you all that I am overwhelmed and I get more demands. I don't mean to make this seem like an attack on you personally, Tanon, but MFC you suck a [CN: Fat is not a slur] fat donkey butt facial.

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  4. "Keeping this space protected for everyone who is me" and as you should (content note: Cult) our non cultish leader! I (content note: affection) love this blog and I (content note: suggestion) would prefer if you stayed. (Content note: long weekend) this is not to say you can't take random long weekends for no reason, (Content note: praise) 20 billion words/hours a week is a lot! (content note: Affection, cult) I also love how you look out for yourself in a non cultish way. (content note: mind reading, Joy) Reading your mind is such a joy! (content note: post) Sending you cash NOW!

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