Wednesday, February 26, 2014

today's query

If you could have one talent that you don't already have, what would it be?

Mine would be blogging.


  1. Mine would be the ability to make up words and expressions like kyriopatrifuckery and glubtastic and gynohating loldouche. Oh, I just did! It's a Shakestown miracle!


  2. No, Judith, you're the ultimate blogger! Please don't devalue your talents! We all appreciate you immensely and dread the possibility of your flouncing away!

  3. Why, I was about to say "blogging" too! We're so much alike, we must both be queer-brained. And I've thought about it and come to the conclusion that it's not creepy that I've based my entire life on you and hope to one day go through your garbage.

  4. I'd like to be an Olympic-class ice skater! Do you know what would be an even greater honour than winning a gold medal? Having you, Judy Shakestown, post a video of my skating on your blog along with one of your trenchant transcriptions. My skatey feet would kickity-kick with delight!

    - Auntie Alias

  5. I would diggety-dig in the Earth with my scoopy-shovel and hide it, I would I would. So my answer is "hidden."